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'Dem Ol' Dinosaur Bones
'Dem Ol' Dinosaur Bones
'Dem Ol' Dinosaur Bones
'Dem Ol' Dinosaur Bones

'Dem Ol' Dinosaur Bones

Regular price 💰1,000 Zorkmids

This is it, folks! You* asked for it, so here it is!  Real bones from a recently-deceased dinosaur! 

These are fresh enough that any DNA degradation is absolutely minimal, meaning they're ready for any of your science needs - mad or otherwise!  Some specimens have even been reported to have salvageable mitochondrial DNA!

Ordering is done by biological suborder - exact species cannot be specified at this time.

* Assuming you happen to be Ryan Kim